The SCOTTeVEST Hidden Cargo Shorts are travel shorts for folks who want to hide small kittens and bottles of whiskey in their pockets

Not at the same time, though.

If you can’t fit a bottle of bourbon into your cargo shorts why are you even really wearing cargo shorts? And if your cargo shorts look like something from a Vietnam War cosplay session with bulging pockets and sloppy inseam, should you even wear them at all?

The SCOTTeVEST Hidden Cargo Shorts try to fix both of those problems by hiding most of the cargo…